Please help me we think that he is close to dieing so we put him on a diet and now his poops dont tast like poop it tast more like sour candy please help us we really don't want to have to take him to the vet I do t wanna lose my dog help us please=(
Answer on Why does my dogs poop tast like sour candy?
Because the instant that your tongue came into contact with the dog poop, you contracted a taste-altering illness called Gustalterapaphallorchiosis. You have to suck on a red hot curling iron for 40 days to get rid of the illness. If you don't, then babies everywhere will brutally rape you for the rest of your life. Also, your penis and testicles will fall off. You don't want that, do you?